You know you’ve been a backpacker in Australia when…

1. You have a love/hate relationship with goon. (Yes, I am happy that I started this post off with a nice big picture of my finest goon!!)
2. You’ve taken a selfie with a kangaroo.
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3. You know the frustration of Aussie wifi.
4. You don’t even bat an eyelid at $10 drinks any more. (Although you do try to make all the happy hours!)

5. You’ve earned next to nothing picking an entire damn bin of fruit.
6. A 5 hour car journey is no longer considered “long distance”.

7. You’re ruined by sunsets. Not much will beat this!
8. You’ve started saying “how you going?” and “no worries mate” (or even “no wozzas”!) in every day conversation.
9. “smoko” “servo” “arvo” “bottle-O”
10. You really don’t expect hostels to be great. (But it’s a nice surprise when they are!)

11. You’ve played goon pong. A lot. In fact, you’re becoming a master.
12. You’ve lived off 85c bread, 65c pasta, and rice/noodles.
13. You’ve shopped at Cotton On, Factorie and JayJays at least once. And The Reject Shop!
14. You’ve eaten more Domino’s than you care to admit because duh, $5 pizzas!

15. It’s not McDonald’s. It’s Maccas.
16. And Hungry Jack’s, not Burger King.
17. You’ve been skint at least once.

18. You prefer either Sydney or Melbourne.
19. You’ve completely changed your plans at least once.
20. You fell for the drop bear myth – and then convinced someone else!
21. You’ve made lots of use of the free barbecues!

22. You own a blue cool bag from Woolworths or Coles. Or maybe even Aldi.
23. You still don’t understand the rounding up/down of money.
24. And why are $2 coins so much smaller than $1?!? And then 20c are bigger?!
25. You’ve become desensitised to batshit crazy TV adverts.
26. You’ve been converted to Tim Tams. They really are better than Penguins!

27. You’ve slept above or below a stranger in a bunk bed.
28. But then become friends with them.
29. You know loads about farm work now even if you were never interested in doing it.
30. You’ve opened up to jobs you never thought you’d do.
31. You’ve seen a venomous spider – and survived!

32. In fact, you’ve seen massive non-venomous spiders which you find scarier, and survived. (But only just!)
33. You have a preference between Coles and Woolies.
34. But never choose IGA.
35. You have gone to Maccas just to use their wifi.
36. You know the complete hell of a “goonover”.

37. But Passion Pop equals a more sophisticated evening. (And beer is REALLY luxury!)
38. Indonesia is now on your travel list even if it wasn’t somewhere you’d ever considered.
39. And Fiji.
40. You are worried about leaving the country with your (newly) liberal use of the C word.
41. PayWave is the best invention ever (but back home you think it’s unsecure).

42. You’ve made friends with at least one (or ten) German(s). And Brits for that matter.
43. There will always be at least one crazy experience where you go, “remember when THAT happened in Australia?!”
44. Even after all this time, you still like seeing kangaroos – but preferably not up close while driving.

45. You’ve spent entire days of your trip waiting for the lights to change so you can cross the road.
46. And then when it starts beeping, it’s like a military emergency to get across as quickly as you can.
47. Especially on junctions where you really can’t understand why cars can turn left into your path while crossing.

48. You get confused when it rains.
49. When (or if) you leave Australia, you have a lot of friends to visit around the world.
50. After everything, through good times and bad, you’ve made a hell of a lot of great memories and you wouldn’t change a thing!

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This article brought me back there!!
Love it!! Thanks for that!!
Ahhh you’re very welcome Albin! Recognise anyone in the goon pong picture?! ๐
Never seen these guys before ๐
Nice article very helpful ๐ . Love reading it. Keep it up โญ๏ธ
Thanks Jay! ๐
Damn good blog post! Keep up the good work. ๐
Thanks Esa!! ๐
Been almost a year since being in Oz, this brought back heaps of memories. Great post!
Ahh thank you! I’ve left Oz too so this was a fun way to bring back memories for myself too. ๐ I miss it!
i love “you’ve been converted to timtams”.. no one will ever understand the deep love you develope for those beautiful little bits of heaven. i miss timtam slams so much ๐
Hahaha! I was convinced that they were just a poor man’s Penguin at first… but they are so much better than Penguins!!! I also miss cheese twisties!
Thanks for sharing, brings back wonderful memories ๐
You’re welcome, it brings back memories for me too! <3
Ha, ha this post made me laugh!
Sounds like you had a wonderful time in The Land of Oz and met some great friends. ๐
Thanks! It was a fantastic year! ๐
Classic post. I laughed out loud a few times. I’m glad you had a mostly great time. Louise
Haha, thanks!! I had an amazing time! I miss it a lot. It’s just come up in my Facebook memories today that we flew to Australia 4 years ago today. Wowza!
Yes the good times roll on …
Love this! Although to be fair, a lot of it applies to native Aussies too ๐
PS. Woolies always x
Loved reading this! Took me right back, especially the bit about sunsets – totally spoiled; fruit picking – worst job ever! After I bought my ‘snips’, sun hat and lunch I spent more than I earned in a day; the car journeys; living on the cheapest food. Actually all of it! x