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Off-Beat London: A Quirky Weekend In The Capital

A few weeks ago, we jetted off to London for a weekend for the first time ever. It sounds stupid saying it like that; I’ve been to London more times than I can count (I would guess in the region of 60), yet I’d never spent the night there, and I’ve rarely seen it before about 11am. This time, we were staying in a hostel in a courthouse, complete with rooms in jail cells, and… well, that was just the start of my crazy plans for an off-beat adventure in London.

The funny thing about London is I don’t really feel like a tourist there any more – but there are LOADS of things I still haven’t seen. In fact, I’ve hardly done anything when you think about it. I haven’t been into the Tower Of London or Buckingham Palace. I haven’t been on the London Eye. I haven’t been inside Westminster Abbey or St Paul’s. I’ve seen all of them from the outside countless times, but I haven’t “done what tourists do”.

Street art, Shoreditch, London

But every time I go to London, I always manage to do something new. Whether it’s perusing stalls at Spitalfields market, or wandering down Portobello Road while a (male) friend walks down in a dress (true story), or finding yet another lane around Covent Garden, there’s always more to discover, and there is a ton still on my list, too.

One area I’ve managed to completely side-step is Shoreditch, an area increasingly packed with awesome stuff, so naturally I had a few plans scribbled down for there. There were a couple of other things I planned to do, including visiting our beloved Camden, but I definitely wanted it to be a “weird” weekend!

Here’s what we got up to!

Borough Market, London

Breakfast at Borough Market

Borough market isn’t entirely off-beat, I guess, but I’d never been there properly. I think I walked by it once but it was in the afternoon and everything was closing or sparse. So it made sense to get back there in the morning, and we had the perfect opportunity this time because we were meeting a friend off the train at London Bridge!

We grabbed breakfast there, which for me was a delicious croissant and focaccia bread, but Ash and Bobbie headed straight for something a bit more substantial.

Borough Market, London

All those pies looked delicious!!

While we were there, we could have gone up the Shard, which I was tempted to do given that Travelzoo have ยฃ15 tickets and I always refused to go up for ยฃ28. Alternatively, I’d gone to book Sky Garden but it was booked up, so that was out. Sky Garden is free, so it would have been perfect! In the end, we decided not to do the Shard, and headed to our next place instead.

Little Venice to Camden canal walk, London

A canal walk from Little Venice to Camden

This walk has been on my list for YEARS, but we’ve never got around to doing it. Well, the weather was absolutely DAZZLING today, so we headed straight there from Borough Market to get our walk on.

I cannot stress how pretty this walk is.

Little Venice to Camden canal walk, London

Little Venice to Camden canal walk, London

For almost three miles, we didn’t feel like we were in London at all.

We unfortunately had to make a detour off the canal at one point as it was cordoned off with police everywhere. We wondered if someone had been found in the canal, but then the street we were diverted down had forensics rooting through bins… well, nothing like a murder to add to the peace, hey?

We carried on, passing the zoo, which was pretty awesome because we saw warthogs and painted dogs! We heard no less than TWO people say, “omg look! HYENAS!” and I even heard one person ask if they were real. I was tempted to throw them in. To the canal I mean, not to the dogs. Wow, what do you take me for?! A Game Of Thrones villain?

Little Venice to Camden canal walk, London

We also passed a few absolutely ridiculous houses. Anyone want to bet how much these are worth?! Or, in fact, who lives in them?? They’re right next to Regent’s Park, too.

The whole walk took around an hour, and if we weren’t meeting friends in Camden, it would have been a perfect day to sit on Primrose Hill (we could have got some picnic bits from the market!), which affords some great views over London.

Info: for the canal walk,ย get off at Warwick Avenue station; the canal is less than a 5 minute walk from there. The whole Warwick Avenue area is so posh, it’s unreal.

Camden high street, London

Camden

Oh Camden. Camden was one of my first loves, and we visit almost every time we go to London. But I think, sadly, that our love affair with the place is coming to an end.

This was one of the first times I’ve visited on a Saturday, and it probably didn’t help that it was glorious weather, but it was rammed.

I’ve never seen it so busy!

And, of course *dons flat cap and sticks pipe in mouth* it’s nothing like it used to be. I met Camden on the cusp of becoming ruined, and held on to my love for it for a long time. It’s still a really cool place, and nothing takes away from the fact the buildings are amazing, the markets are fantastic and there are some incredible places to eat. But it’s no longer punk, and hasn’t been for a long time. Every time an alternative shop closes down, it’s replaced by a souvenir shop or something “trendy”. It’s well worth a visit, but I don’t feel like it’s worth a visit every time any more.

The sad thing is, one of my friends had never been, and I had raved about it so much to him that he probably wondered what on earth the fuss was all about! We did all have to say apologetically (having all been there many, many times) that we’d never seen it so chaotic.

Anyway, I still enjoyed a wander around, and we had some great food. We made a trip to Chin Chin Labs which was one of the original nitrogen ice cream places. Instead of ice cream, my friend and I shared one of their luxurious marshmallow hot chocolates!! LOOK AT THIS. It is ridiculous.

Chin Chin Labs ridiculous marshmallow hot chocolate, Camden, London

It was so rich and I will never have another one!! But I do recommend Chin Chins. Bobbie had a melted brownie something or other and almost died of a sugar overdose, I think!!

We also took a trip into Cyberdog, and when I say trip… well, you need to see Cyberdog at least once! They even had girls dancing on the platforms. It’s a totally mental rave punk and fetish store, and you have to see it to believe it.

Cyberdog, Camden, London

The evening

I have to admit, we were in London for one reason: I was going to see Busted! So a friend and I went off to Wembley, leaving Ash and our other friends to do what they pleased. Namely drink.

They also visited Namco, which is a huge games arcade on South Bank, and if that’s your sort of thing, it’s well worth spending a rainy day there!

Seeing as you probably don’t want to hear how awesome my evening was at Busted, here’s a list of ridiculous bars and themed drinking experiences that I’d like to do in London.

Cahoots – a blitz themed experience. A few of my friends have done this and it looks like so much fun!! You have to book this one, but it looks worth it! If I wasn’t at Busted, I think we would have looked at doing this.
Alcotraz – another entire experience. This is pretty pricey (and again you have to book), but it looks fun as you dress up like you’re in jail.
Little Nan’s Bar – this is a little further out (the original one, anyway), but it’s a bar set up as an old living room! It looks AWESOME, and your drinks are served in teacups and cocktails are in teapots. Just lovely!
Mr Fogg’s Tavern – a bar filled with lots of memorabilia! My favourite kind of place.
Cirque – another crazy place filled with stuff. But circus-themed, obviously.
Tonight Josephine – full of neon signs. Full of pink. Full on Instagram.
Vaulty Towers – aside from the brilliant name, this place sounds absolutely bat shit crazy. “One of the tables is a treehouse accessed by a mini staircase” – ummm, I’m sold!!! They also have a wheel of fortune to decide your cocktail for you.
The Mayor Of Scaredy Cat Town… I’ll get to that one in a minute!!!

Brick Lane

In the morning, we checked out and headed to Shoreditch; one of my least explored areas of London. Shoreditch has always had the reputation of being… well, I can’t be bothered to put it delicately so,ย rough. Nothing has ever attracted me to it, apart from Brick Lane. And even then, I had wandered down Brick Lane once and left unimpressed – because, it turns out, you don’t just “wander down Brick Lane” (we did have a bagel from the famous Beigel Bake though, so that was one thing we did right).

These days, Shoreditch has been transformed into one of the trendiest areas of London, an absolute epitome of gentrification. It’s still rough around the edges, but it’s got a vibe that it didn’t have before.

So this time, I had a whooooooole host of things I wanted to check out in Shoreditch, and clearly we weren’t going to have time for it all.

First – breakfast. Being that one thing we weren’t going to have time for was an impeccably crazy hidden bar inside a fridge (…yes, you read that right: a fridge), I thought perhaps we should grab brunch at The Breakfast Club. Inside the cafรฉ, there’s a Smeg fridge, which you walk through to get to the fantastically named Mayor Of Scaredy Cat Town bar. I guess you could make this shit up, but really, I’m not!!!

Sadly for us, the queue for The Breakfast Club was lengthy. And anyway, we weren’t really in the mood for a proper brunch, so we skipped it and headed straight for Brick Lane.

And what’s on Brick Lane?

Cereal Killer Cafe, Shoreditch, London

THE CEREAL KILLER CAFE!

The Cereal Killer Cafรฉ has been going for years now, and when it first opened I had been keen to go until I saw the prices. This time, we decided to do it (because we were on holiday, after all). And it had nothing to do with the fact it was blasting out Hakuna Matata…

… obviously.

Alright, so let me say that this place is amazing! After years of doubt, it blew my expectations! It’s not somewhere I’d come back to regularly, but it was a lot of fun and you can choose from sooooo many cereals, it’s unreal. I had a banana one and a chocolate one! Plus yeah, Disney songs for days.

Even our bill was fun. It came in a Mrs Doubtfire VHS case!!

We were meeting a friend for lunch, and luckily for us, Sundays on Brick Lane mean MARKETS! Lots and lots of markets.

It meant that we could go for a wander, pick up some samples, then wander back down, grab the food that we wanted, and have a long-overdue catch up as we took things in. Ash even managed to get some poutine! I had a sample of some salted chicken from a Chinese stall on the way up, and picked up a whole portion of it on the way back down.

Everything looked and smelled delicious.

With lunch accomplished, I suggested one of my crazy ideas to our friend and her boyfriend, and they promptly agreed.

Junkyard Golf Club, London

Junkyard Golf Club

We had originally been planning to go to Plonk Crazy Golf in Camden, but being that it was packed and looked like it would be small, rushed and unenjoyable, we had skipped it.

Thankfully, Junkyard Golf Club was not packed, nor was it too small or rushed. In fact, Junkyard Golf was the place that had originally been on my list; it was just that we knew we were going to Camden with a group of friends!

The hardest part? Deciding which course to play!!!

Jaws, Junkyard Golf Club, London

They have four to choose from: a circus one, jungle one, movie one, and overall crazyย  junkyard one. So the question was – do we choose the movie one or the crazy one?!

We chose *drum roll* the movie one! I think either would have been great, but the movie one was really fun, and I loved all the stupid references, and the puns in the names of the holes!

Jabba The Putt, Junkyard Golf Club, London
Best name ever?
Jurassic Pork, Junkyard Golf Club, London
This one was called JURASSIC PORK!! Jurassic Pork, people!

I lost of course, but we had so much fun and got pretty competitive!

You’re not allowed to take photos on a camera in there; only phones – which doesn’t make much sense to me, nor did it to the person who told us.

A course costs ยฃ10.50 to play, and it might be worth pre-booking, though we didn’t and it wasn’t a problem during the day.

Ballie Ballerson Ball Pit Bar, Shoreditch, London

Ballie Ballerson Ball Pit Bar

This has been on my list for sooooo long, so this was the one bar that was definitely going to happen! In fact, it was half the reason for coming to Shoreditch. We went with my friend Kylie, and had an absolute blast!

We spent almost two hours being big kids in the ball pits – yes, plural, there are two! – and also struggling to get up. Turns out, ball pits are surprisingly comfortable, but you really sink into them!

For obvious reasons, you can’t take drinks into the ball pits, but they do have some really interesting cocktails, so we had to have one each!

These are: Dibbie Dabberson (complete with Dip Dab) and You’re A Wizard, Harry (complete with smokey feature)!

Ballie Ballerson ball pit bar, Shoreditch, London

You couldn’t really wipe the smiles off our faces in this place – this’ll cheer you right up!

Ballie Ballerson is fantastic. You do have to book it for a time slot, and you get two hours in the venue. I wasn’t sure if it would be enough, but it’s plenty of time for going nuts, having a drink, and going nuts again!! It costs ยฃ7.50 plus a 90p booking fee. That’s under a tenner for the most fun you’re gonna have in your life!

Street art, Shoreditch, London

Street art

The one recurring theme throughout the day was the street art around Shoreditch. On our way to Brick Lane, I kept disappearing towards art like a magnet. Before meeting our friends for lunch, we took a wander through the markets finding patches of street art and entirely covered buildings. We had a bit of time before Ballie Ballerson too, and took some detours to check out things like the Village Underground.

How epic is this?!

Village Underground street art, Shoreditch, London

I honestly took so many photos that I’m going to make an entire photo post of Shoreditch street art!

One thing I missed was the Nomadic Community Garden – but there’s always next time! (And there will BE a next time, Shoreditch!!)

Clink78 Hostel, London

Clink78 Hostel – A Hostel In A Courthouse!

If it’s alright with you, I have a list of hostels I’d like to stay at. Is that weird? I don’t know – but Clink78 was 100% ON IT.

I mean, it’s in a courthouse. Some of the rooms are in JAILS. Even the common areas are in the court rooms, complete with all the original fixtures and fittings. It has a bar called ClashBar. And the reason it’s called that is The Clash once stood trial there for shooting pigeons. I love The Clash, so that was a fun addition to the place (plus Clazz & Ash = The Clash!).

Clink78 Hostel, London

All the beds have separators, which was really good, though we had some idiots in our room. One of our beds had been taken (no biggie – we just took top bunks) but the girl in it was rude, and their group continued to stay up until 1am getting ready to go out (!! geez, I’m too old for that) and apparently they came back at 5am and slammed doors, though I must have been out like a log because I didn’t even notice.

Thankfully our second night was much better! Was it the best hostel I’ve stayed in? No, but it was really cool and definitely one of the most unique. We spent some of the Sunday morning exploring it before we went out, which is unusual to do in a hostel!!

Clink78 Hostel, London

This is one of the coolest hostels in London, and I definitely recommend a stay!

(Please note: the links to the hostel are affiliate links, which means I earn a tiny bit of commission if you book, at no cost to you. This stay was paid for by myself and my partner, and there is no sponsorship involved.)

Overall, we had a brilliant weekend in London! It was more about seeing friends (and Busted) than anything else, but we did so much stuff!

Plus I loved seeing a new side of London; one that I’d practically never been to before, and seeing it all from new angles too. Next time we go, we’ll definitely be spending more time in Shoreditch, as I can’t believe I’m saying this – but we’ve both decided that it might be replacing Camden for us! It’s full of so much more that I want to explore.

You never know – I might be coming at ya with a quirky, off-beat weekend in London part two in the next few months!

What’s your favourite off-beat place in London?

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42 thoughts on “Off-Beat London: A Quirky Weekend In The Capital

  1. Chin Chin’s hot chocolate is possibly the most decadent hot chocolate I’ve ever had! I was so glad my boyfriend and I decided to share one, as I’d never have got through a whole one by myself. If you haven’t been, I’d recommend a wander round the Skip Garden (just off Granary Square, up behind Kings Cross). London has some awesome city farms too ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. I know, I could never have had that one on my own!!! I have had just ice cream from them though and that’s lovely. Ooh I just looked up Skip Garden, that looks cool! I’ve heard of Mudchute farm, so weird to have something like that right next to all the skyscrapers. Thanks for the suggestions! ๐Ÿ˜€

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      1. Ooh I’ll have to put their ice cream on the to-eat list for next time I’m in London (for fun, not work haha). It’s one of my favourite recent-ish discoveries ๐Ÿ™‚ There are a couple of city farms around Shoreditch, too. Spitalfields hosts a ‘goat race’ (to tie in with the Oxford-Cambridge boat race), but I’ve never been free to go down and see it!

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  2. V jealous about the whole ball pit thing, and thoroughly intend to do the canal walk next time I’m in the Smoke.
    As for my off-beat choice, well, if you want to be made grateful to live in the 21st Century, one place worth a visit (if you’ve not been already) is The Old Operating Theatre and Herb Garret (http://oldoperatingtheatre.com/). It’s an authentic Victorian operating theatre that was lost for something like 100 years, after being bricked up when St Thomas’s hospital moved in the mid 19th Century.
    It probably helps if you have a strong stomach: the museum features historical surgical implements that, to be honest, even if you were in a coma you wouldn’t let anyone bring anywhere near you (but of course you wouldn’t be in a coma or even asleep, because proper anaesthetics didn’t exist), and you can learn fun facts like the surgeons with the bloodiest aprons were usually in the highest demand – because the more blood there was on the apron, the more operations the surgeon had probably done, so the better the job he was likely to do on you. (Yep, it’s amazing anyone survived the 19th Century really!)
    The operating theatre is actually really close to Borough Market. And, if you can face food after you’ve done, the 17th Century George Inn, the only galleried inn left in London, is a good place for lunch (https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/george-inn).

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    1. Omg, I think I’ve heard of that but didn’t know what it was! That sounds amazing. In a similar(ish) vein, I really want to go to the Hunterian museum but it’s closed until 2021. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Thanks for the recommendations! (Also sorry – your comment was marked as spam, because of the links probably, so I’ve only just noticed it to approve it!)

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      1. Am supposed to be working, but will procrastinate instead… The Hunterian may be closed, but this place isn’t: https://www.qmul.ac.uk/pathologymuseum/ I don’t think it’s open all the time, but it’s worth a visit when it is. Oh, and they do taxidermy classes too. They also used to sell an “autopsy colouring book”(!) but I can’t find it on the website, so it might have sold out. (I used to work around there, so I would explore during my breaks.) Virtually next door to the museum is St Bartholomew the Great church, which has been used in loads of films, including Four Weddings… and Shakespeare in Love. I think you have to pay to go in now, but it’s only a couple of quid. One time when I went, a Chinese couple were having a wedding video shot there. They weren’t actually getting married, just having a video made, I think it’s quite a common Chinese thing – get engaged or married and have a photoshoot to celebrate the occasion, as well as photographing the actual event. I did a blog about St Bartholomews a bit ago: https://10000milesandmore.wordpress.com/2019/01/18/a-heart-breaking-love-story-thats-fact-not-fiction/
        Sorry for banging on, it’s just that when I find someone else who also likes odd stuff I get a bit carried away sometimes!

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  3. Wow you did so many cool things! Thanks for sharing all your tips, love the ball pit bar. Iโ€™m like you – have dipped in and out of London, but never fully experienced it as a tourist. Iโ€™ll have to take a leaf out of your book when Iโ€™m back and set aside a weekend to explore

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    1. It’s definitely worth it! I just never got around to it while I lived in Sussex because it seemed silly staying overnight, and usually when I went to London it was for a gig or to see friends. It’s fun to actually take some time out to do different things! And yessss, 1000% recommend the ball pit bar. ๐Ÿ˜€

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  4. You fit sooo many fun things in! This makes me nostalgic for out time living in London!! I looove that walk from Paddington to Camden along the canal, but I have to admit, we *never* go to Camden at the weekend, it is just too blooming hectic. If you are ever feeling super-epic, you can continue that walk the whole way to the Thames in Limehouse. There is some fantastic street art along the way, and plenty of pubs to stop in. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    The Youth hostel looks amaaaazing!

    There is loads of good food there mid week though.

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  5. Loveee this post! I always try to find the quirky stuff when I travel. The cereal killer museum made me laugh. I thought it was going to be about serial killers and was going to tell you we have a serial killer museum opening up in Savannah this year. lol

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    1. That sounds AMAZING though. I’m not totally fascinated by serial killers like some people are, but I do find them interesting and I watched that Ted Bundy documentary (haven’t watched the Zac Efron film yet). Of course, there’s always Jack The Ripper things to do in London too.

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  6. Wow Wow Wow, I need to go to Ballie Ballerson next time I’m in London! It’s always great to see some new suggestions for a city I know relatively well, but I also wholeheartedly agree with some of your recommendations I’ve tried before. Borough Market and Camden are always a joy – and, as is always helpful in London, enjoyable whatever the weather.

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  7. Hahahaha, you weren’t kidding when you said we like similarly offbeat stuff! We’ve pretty much walked in each other’s footsteps ๐Ÿ™‚ We love Borough Market and Shoreditch, and now I’ll have to add Junkyard Golf Club to my list. Looks like a fun trip!

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  8. Love this! We lived in London for a year between 2017 and 2018 and Borough market was one of my favourite places – although too busy most of the time haha. And I wish I had know about the canal walk from Little Venice go Camden – that sounds so cool. We went to Camden a few times, but this walk sounds like a great experience! That ball pit looks like so much fun as well!

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  9. Wow I MUST get to that cereal cafรฉ the next time I’m in London!!! I Love it haha! Great post on such a fun city. Tough/annoying to hear about irritating hostel-mates, but glad it all worked out in the end ๐Ÿ™‚

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